Not only does 12+1=11+2, but the letters “twelve plus one” rearrange to give you “eleven plus two.”A mathematical tidbit by Clifford Pickover (via curiosamathematica)
Victoria has a secret that she really wants to tell
But the only way to find it out, is “get to know her well”
Get her out her “shell” - which way will I decide?
To get inside her mind or to get inside her thighs?
Look into her eyes - *damn* I gotta come correct
In case she on a different page than I would expect
A mutual respect - but only half of me is gentleman (and)
The other half of me get sick and need more den medicine
Plus my passion be festering,
such a fiend for the female,
who jazzy wit finesse in all her feminine details
I just be me and be real
I wonder (is she worth the wait)?
Cuz most girls turn out fake, even if it start out great
So Im cuttin to tha chase - “Vicki wut u wanna do?
Is u goin lead me on, or is u givin me a clue?”
Cuz Im not goin treat u special, steady tryna win
somethin that you’ll keep from me but share with other men.
i just realized that i have a roommate and its april fools im going to turn a bunch of things in the house upside down and hide dinosaurs everywhere goodnight
now we wait
she just walked in and didnt even fucking care. didnt bother to turn anything over. just sat on the floor. shes been eating that burrito for 15 minutes
Lmao she just goes along with the shit foreal.
Be committed, not attached. But more importantly, know the difference.Kai, Lessons in Life #21 (via fawun)
The desktop tumblr slick foreal, I thought it was kool on mobile but its still ard tho.